OMGWUT? D:

I have no idea what I'm doing...

• • Jun 2

  Time for some sadface

  I just paid rent, which means I just looked at my bank account, which means I’m remembering that I need to apply at that store my mom mentioned and probably everywhere else, too—which is stressful.

  Which then reminds me that my mom gave me a book about reducing stress and anxiety that I was supposed to have finished by today, BUT NOPE HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED IT.

  Which is ALSO stressful.

  I think I’m having the sad kind of PMS this month. I hate having the sad kind.

  

  • #either that or this is why I shouldn't live alone
  • #I need to go be with people tomorrow
  • #of course that will fix none of my problems
  • #BUT STILL
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  madame-jazzious-prime:

  hussiesprostate:

  kerosene-sushi:

  highfunctioning-homosapien:

  everythingwillberevealed:

  timetobeadventurous:

  rainbowsaola:

  specsonspecs:

  Why didn’t anyone make this sooner? I hate when people only use the word “said” in stories.

  THANK YOU

  BLESS YOUR COW

  BLESS THIS POST.

  CAN I MARRY A POST?

  WHO EVER MADE THIS I LOVE YOU!

  GOD BLESS

  

  Is it sad that I’m proud of the fact that my own list contains more words than this one does?

  Because I kind of am. 8]

  (Source: imgfave)

  • #I should make sure that all of THESE are on my list too though
  • #I will have all the words
  • #all of them
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  (Source: erosum)

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  buggy-love:

  superyuui:

  Tray up, bitch!

  oh my actual

  Bless this man.

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  (Source: iraffiruse)

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  (Source: mishatrollings)

• • May 31

  Is it weird that I don’t mind the dentist?

  Because every time I tell people I have a dentist appointment, they have a mini freak out about how awful the dentist is and then when I tell them I actually don’t mind it so much they stare at me like I’m a crazy person.

  • #it stopped being horrible for me when I realized I didn't have to throw up every time I went
  • #fucking laughing gas...
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  • May 31
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  other-wordly:

  pronunciation | \moor-‘Ef-ok\ (moor-EEF-ock)
  from Tolkien’s “On Fairy Stories” | Mooreeffoc is a fantastic word… It is Coffee-room, viewed from the inside through a glass door… [It] may cause you suddenly to realize that England is an utterly alien land, lost either in some remote past age glimpsed by history, or in some strange dim future to be reached only by a time-machine; to see the amazing oddity and interest of its inhabitants and their customs and feeding-habits.

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  straighttohelvetica:

  I love how comforting Wheatley is when he has to inform you that you did, in fact, just jump.

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  doingitwrongandlovingit:

  I’m pretty sure this is the greatest bit of advice ever dispensed. I know the biggest thing people fear when they embark on the journey of “youtube” is “what will others think of me?”. Spoiler alert, you will always be the ugliest, stupidest, dumbest, fattest, worst ___________” in someones mind - no matter what you do, how you do it or how you look in the process. The internet is a place where flawed people rejoice in the mocking of other people’s flaws. When you know who you are, nothing they say can hurt you. 

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