OMGWUT? D:

I have no idea what I'm doing...

• • 78488
  • May 17
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  have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

  (Source: niallar)

• • 10095
  • May 17
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  morristibbs:

  GOD I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND I WAS POSTING ON THE DAD EGBERT FACEBOOK AND THREE OF THE PEOPLE I RP WITH STARTED MESSAGING ME

  

  

  

  I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I WAS TALKING TO IN THAT LAST ONE

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  • May 17
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  steamedcrab:

  so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

  (Source: slothwrestling)

• • 25065
  • May 17
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  botoxheart:

  pleatedjeans:

  Six seconds well spent.

  It was. It was.

• • 119280
  • May 17
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  kordova:

  suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

  

• • 108651
  • May 17
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  mianaya:

  grubbsgrady:

  therealhamster:

  2004 was 17 years ago

  

  2004 was only 9 years ago 

  math

  

• • 81281
  • May 17
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  the-potter-tardis:

  the-summoner:

  helloamitumblingyet:

  thew0lfm0ther:

  NO

  YES

  do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,

  like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,

  think i just blew my own mind,

  GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.

• • 38066
  • May 17
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  anachronistique:

  reasons I am thankful for the internet

  (Source: super-marvelous)

• • 27162
  • May 17
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  phunkyvanspam:

  runintoyourheart:

  so i stopped at walmart tonight to pick up a few things and i was in the pasta aisle looking for tomato sauce and this guy walks by and says “hey baby you making my favorite meal tonight?” and for some reason i said “only if you enjoy feasting on the flesh of your enemies” and his friend looked at me like i was the devil and this is why i shouldn’t communicate with other people

  

  I think that’s a perfectly valid answer though!

  (Source: lazeramsey)

• • 73346
  • May 17
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  longdivisionnnn:

  BECAUSE NEIL FLYNN THAT’S WHY.

  (Source: aimlessme)

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